May 2010
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An Inarticulate Argument Between Two Fans About...
Matthew: So are you still liking the finale less and less?
Emilie: I’m still pissed about the ending, because I think it was easy.
Matthew: Was it?
Emilie: I think saying they were all just dead is the easy way out.
Matthew: I don’t think it was the most satisfying mythological resolution, as it shunned a lot of interesting possibilities regarding parallel time and space,...
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On Why Jack Shepard Might Not Be The Best Lover
Kate: Also!! The “flashes” that they had to their life back on the island? How did Jack and Juliet not have them when they fucked to produce David? Was the sex that lackluster? I don’t like what this implies about Jack’s sexual prowess.
Richard: I don’t like it either. I think they only had sex once, which was for the purpose of producing a son. And when the intent...
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Boone Plays With Himself In Purgatory
Samuel: Okay so the sideways world was fucking Purgatory? 1. How did I not get that while watching. 2. Not sure how I feel about it. Did you get that? Am I an idiot? Answer the second question first.
Juliet: No. You aren’t an idiot. So, you’re saying they all died in the bomb blast. Or in various other ways. And the sideways world was purgatory. And they all had to remember how they...
April 2010
22 posts
“I’m waiting for Lost to reveal that Ke$ha is actually just a flash-forward...”
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An Incorrect Theory
Shannon: So I think Jacob was clearly the one who cured Sarah right?
Staples: Well, right is a strong word. It’s “Lost” no one is ever right, just different shades of confused.
Shannon: I’m right. Also I loved Daniel’s hat and how they were like “Let’s keep his whole costume the same, but to convey that he’s a musician in this reality, give him a...
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Seriously, Why Was Desmond Not Naked?
Minkowski: Remember how insane Lost was last night?
Ilana: I can’t stop reading about it! Apparently the bunny in the cage’s name was “Angstrom” which is the last name of “Harry Angstrom” protagonist of Rabbit Run by John Updike.
Minkowski: I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PARSE THAT.
Ilana: ME EITHER.
Minkowski: Does this mean the bunny has a bunny wife...
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“I don’t want to set off a nuclear bomb, Mr Hume. I think I already did.”
– Daniel Widmore (neé Faraday), LOST 6x11 “Happily Ever After” (via laviebelem) (via lindseycathryn) (via thelastdaysoflost)
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Aaron's Facebook Page
Zoey: Also good point on Kate not telling Jin about Ji-Yeon. Jesus, all young parents are the same, they think their kid shits unicorns and is the first baby ever born, even if they didn’t technically give birth to it. But the same holds true even if the baby’s stolen, plenty of baby’s have been stolen before Kate, yours isn’t so special. You know Aaron had a Facebook page...
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"Don't Wax Your Chest, Brotha"
Charles: LOST. TELL ME YOU’VE WATCHED IT.
Penelope: I just finished. I cried when Jin saw Ji Yeon on the camera.
Charles: Hearts, right? But do you know what annoyed me about the whole Ji Yeon thing? Jin has been chilling with Kate for like a bit now and she knows all about his daughter, this bitch didn’t feel the need to mention anything? She travels 30 years for Aaron and...
March 2010
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Forgot How Good This Is: Wyatt Cenac on How the... →
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Where Did The Pregnancy Test Come From?
David: Entertain me! I’ve only been at work, for, like, 30 minutes and I’m already totally over it.
Margo: That is 100% fair. Well, I’ve started watching Dexter and I don’t know if it’s Lost’s fault for making me conditioned like Pavlov’s dog to be attracted to dangerous men with guns but Jesus Christ is Michael C. Hall attractive on that show.
David:...
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That's Fake Hair, He Use Dat To Get Money
Tricia: IAN SOMERHALDER WEARS A WIG. IT’S NOT HIS REAL HAIR!
Randy: What? Like all the time? How do you know this?
Tricia: THE INTERNET TOLD ME. It was a blind item, and everyone guessed it was him and if you look at his hair on Lost and you look at his hair now it looks totally fake! (And before you say anything I am totally jet lagged and if I focus on work I fall asleep on my desk,...
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Homosexual Hispanics
Shannon: Lost.
Jin: RICHARD.
Shannon: RICHARD. What? How fantastic.
Jin: I just can’t even really think about it because by the end I was a total mess. Richard and Hurley, I totally thought they were going to make out.
Shannon: They should have, it would have been weeeeeeeeeeirrd, but like a weird Lost hasn’t visited before.
Jin: Homosexual Hispanics?
Shannon: Chubby Chasing.
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Boff, Marry, Kill 2
Walt: Speaking of: Boff Marry Kill: Christian Shephard. Ben Linus. Bernard.’
Rose: I’d kill Christian and Bernard, because the first is disgusting and the second can’t even finish a decent SOS sign and I’d marry Ben in a sexless marriage because it would be non stop lolz. We’d move the island, make Jack cry, hide our rifles in a piano bench, call the smoke monster...
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When Is Jack's Body Hair?
Richard: The question isn’t “where” is Matthew Fox’s body hair, but “when” is Matthew Fox’s body hair.
Illana: It had to go (to his) back!
Richard: I’m not okay with the idea of back hair. Jack is too good for that.
Ana Lucia: Okay, so Jack was not hairless in the original 2004 plot line, but he was in 2007. This means that without Jacob’s...
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Boff, Marry, Kill
Sawyer: Boff, Marry, Kill: Zac Efron, Chance Crawford, Ian Somerholder.
Juliet: 1. It’s Chace Crawford. 2. You’re a monster this is IMPOSSIBLE. Cause naturally I would marry Zac, but I don’t think he’s going to age well. So I say kill Chance (he’s from Texas - don’t have time to deal with those issues) Marry Ian for his face and boff Efron until his looks start...
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Unanswered Questions About Time-Travel Sex
Liam: Matthew fox has the perfect proportion of hairiness to beefiness, THOUGH I was so upset in the fifth season they had him shirtless so many times and they had shaved him clean! No body hair, biggest let down of the fifth season.
Bunny#8: He’s a little too middle America hot for me. I like the “I’ve been salmon fishing in a cabin in Alaska for the past year” look Sawyer has going on, which...
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Vampires On The Island
Dogen: Scale of -5 to 5 how excited are you to see Remember Me?
Lennon: It would be a solid 5 if Emile de Ravin was playing her Claire character from Lost and Robert Pattinson was playing Edward Cullen and the plot of the movie was about a vampire that crashed on a magic island and used his ability to sparkle in the sun to keep the others from stealing Claire’s baby. But as it appears to be...