Boone Plays With Himself In Purgatory
Samuel: Okay so the sideways world was fucking Purgatory? 1. How did I not get that while watching. 2. Not sure how I feel about it. Did you get that? Am I an idiot? Answer the second question first.
Juliet: No. You aren’t an idiot. So, you’re saying they all died in the bomb blast. Or in various other ways. And the sideways world was purgatory. And they all had to remember how they died? Or that they were dead? Is this like, official? Did you read this?
Samuel: Yeah. I’ve read multiple things that says that’s it.
Juliet: So, everyone is dead? Is Hugo still the protector? Is there no body hair in the afterlife?
Samuel: Ugh worst afterlife ever, if that’s the case. And yeah presumably the afterlife takes place after Hugo lived a long full life as protector of the island.
Juliet: Oooh. Yeah. I got it. Weird that Jack had a kid in purgatory, no? Like, I would think people are sterile in purgatory.
Samuel: Why would you give birth to a kid just to raise it in purgatory?
Juliet: I know. That seems unfair to the child. Maybe Jack’s son is just his body hair in human form? And also, I feel like Sayid got a raw deal. It’s like, do you want the love of your life or some blond you banged when you thought you were gonna die?
Samuel: hahahah Some hot but pretty dim blond chick you boned cause there was no one else around cause you were on an island? Also they never discussed why Boone’s hair was suddenly jet black and kinda fake looking, that’s a weird choice that purgatory made.
Juliet: I think that’s because they’re decent people and they didn’t want Ian Somerhalder to be more self conscious than he already is.
Samuel: Yeah I guess if I was ever cast into a weird afterlife waiting room I would be okay with my hair being some sort of luxurious weave. Ugh. I liked it more when it was time travel and not weird religious shit but whatever, Lost! you showed me many fun things and taught me how to eat a cupcake like an Oreo.
Juliet: Those are all true things.
Samuel: Also someone was talking about the ending scene in the church with everyone coupled up and was like “clearly Boone is his own soul mate.”
Juliet: haha I love it. Boone is auto-sexual. He’s attracted to himself. Which is really the only reason he was attracted to Shannon: he was attracted to the part of her that was him.
Samuel: hahahahaha I wish in that final church scene he had like a hand held mirror that he was flirting with.
Juliet: It would have made the ending better.
